Let's Kill Cupid!

Following Let’s Kill Cupid doesn’t make you follow Debauchery and Things!

So if you want to follow my personal goings on, click that ^ link and follow it, beyotches!

I really think that Tumblr should let you like something or ask questions as either blog on a given profile. I do more on DnT than I do on this one.

Just so you guys know.

If I started following you recently and you want to be awesome and follow back, do it on Debauchery and Things, please!

Or… you know… If you follow me at all. That would be super cool.

Dating sites seem to just fucking LOVE matching me up with Geminis. I literally have never met a Gemini I get along with for more than a few weeks in any kind of way. I usually end up trying to squeeze a relationship out of whatever is going on with them, and end up with the exact same problems every time. I’m extremely attracted to them, but they couldn’t give a shit about me. Here’s a message I got from a local Gemini today on POF:

Well, thanks for the compliment! But I don’t like “straight country boys” aside from the “straight” thing. How do you even end up like that in this area? I’m surprised you’re not knifing people on the street. I can hardly make out what you’re trying to say. And by the way you’re typing, I certainly can’t tell you’re mature for your age. Also, I’m pretty sure I made fun of you in high school. Sorry, bro.

I’m not giving you my number.

That awkward moment when someone who ignored you on OKC randomly messages you on POF with a “DTF?” message. FML.

This is actually the first message I’ve gotten like this on my personal OKC account. Sure, there are tons of stupid/super awkward ones, but really? 

What’s so fucking cute?

Hahaha… now THAT is a way to pick up a chick.

Sad part is, I’m almost serious. Almost.

I guess you can get away with saying that stuff when you’re hot. (He is.) Just goes to show how shallow I actually am.

What’s the female version of womanizing?